Who is Black Ninja and why do people care about him?
It all started in 2006 when a young up-and-coming skateboarder decided that he didn't want to put his real name on a competition registration form. "Black Ninja Death Star..." he thought; little did he know that this decision would soon affect the future of modern skateboarding as we knew it; a star was truly born.
The name was later shortened simply to Black Ninja. He began competing wearing the customary ninja mask and eventually he swept the Las Vegas skate scene right off it's feet. Some time later his youtube videos such as Glowstick Lesbians and many trick-tip style videos began to gain notoriety and he was catapulted into the public eye. Many people disapproved of his techniques and foul-mouthed remarks but they only served to motivate him further.
Eventually his legendary skateboarding skills began to fail him in his old age. Like most people he was forced to get a job and attend college. He became so tired and weak that even the most basic of skateboarding tricks were extremely demanding. With his future at stake and mind slowly degrading throughout the years he decided there was only one thing left to do to protect the Black Ninja legacy; Sell T-shirts online...
These days you can still find him at the skatepark doing the same legendary tricks that made him who he is today. Now, however, he lives a quiet life and spends most of his time bullying small children. He is always happy and willing to discuss youtube videos with people of all ages. He truly is the voice of a generation, but greatness comes with a price and, sadly, Black Ninja is the last of a dying breed.